In the 1st grade Mrs. Strutsky helped me conquer the letter Ess. I was not going to allow a letter to keep me from living my life, especially one as sssstupid as Ess. I had bigger ideas and other cool, inspiring, funny, and often random things I find on the internets.
11.15.2008
Stuck between a rock and planning a bomb threat
Just a quick update, I was informed through an email today that Target is not interested in employing me, which is too bad because I look good in red. I guess it wasn't meant to be, but at least Costco called to break my heart.